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Why did the fish leave a false name? Because he wanted to be Koi. |
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Did you hear about the happy Kohaku? He was HI on life. |
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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh. |
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Why did the Koi get fat? Because his scales were broken. |
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How does the brown Koi like his food? Cha-Grilled. |
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Why did the female Shusui always go for the tri coloured Koi? Because they could always Show-a, a good time. |
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What did the Terminator koi say to the other Koi? I'll be Bekko. |
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What do you call a slippery news reporter? Koi-respondent. |
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What do you get if you cross a Wolf with a Koi? A Koiotie. |
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Where do fish keep their money? In the river bank. |
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What do you call a koi who poforms magic? Magikarp. |
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What do female koi call a handsome tosai male koi? A koi-toy! |
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What did the male koi say to the female koi? I'll showa mine if you showa yours! |
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What travels down a river at 100 mph? A Motor-Pike And Side-Carp! |
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NEW – A koi walks in to a libary and says have you got any books on suicide? The owner said we used to but they never seem to come back |
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NEW – What would Captain Cook say to a Koi? A-kio there !! |
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NEW –Two fish in a tank one says to the other one “how do you drive this thing” |
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