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Why did the fish leave a false name?
Because he wanted to be Koi.
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Did you hear about the happy Kohaku?
He was HI on life.
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
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Why did the Koi get fat?
Because his scales were broken.
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How does the brown Koi like his food?
Cha-Grilled.
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Why did the female Shusui always go for the tri coloured Koi?
Because they could always Show-a, a good time.
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What did the Terminator koi say to the other Koi?
I'll be Bekko.
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What do you call a slippery news reporter?
Koi-respondent.
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What do you get if you cross a Wolf with a Koi?
A Koiotie.
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10.

Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
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11.

What do you call a koi who poforms magic?
Magikarp.
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What do female koi call a handsome tosai male koi?
A koi-toy!
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What did the male koi say to the female koi?
I'll showa mine if you showa yours!
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14.

What travels down a river at 100 mph?
A Motor-Pike And Side-Carp!
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15.

NEW – A koi walks in to a libary and says have you got any books on suicide?
The owner said we used to but they never seem to come back
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NEW – What would Captain Cook say to a Koi?
A-kio there !!
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NEW –Two fish in a tank one says to the other one
“how do you drive this thing”
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